funny story in Australia

Funny story in Australia.

I was in a forest in australia, I made a bike tour when I saw a red back spider I  was scary but I succeed turn around me and I went quickly outside the forest but I felt of my bike and a wombat ran and took my bike. I ran away him but he went very quicly I can't caught up and I was obligated thumb a lift to went home.  When I was back  home my bike was there again. The door was open and the wombat was here...